ThegoriestandsickestscenesfromtheGuineapigmoviesallinonemovie.　　-------------------------------　　IMDBUserComments:　　ThebestofGuineaPig,30October2001　　Author:LordofAllFevers&PlaguefromTheNetherlands　　TheSlaughterSpecialisnothingmorethanthebestOfGuineaPig.ItincludesscenesfromsomeGuineaPigvolumeslikeGuineaPig1andGuineaPig2:FlowerOfFleshAndBlood.Ifyou'renewtoGuineaPig,thismightbeagoodintroductiontotheseries...ifyou'renot,it'sprobablynotworthwatching.

科学家本（ZachGalifianakis饰）隶属于美国政府某个秘密部门，它通过高科技手段训练豚鼠说话与思考，并将它们培养成特工人员。然而，本的部门却面临被FBI关闭的局面，为了证明他和豚鼠特工的能力，本向豚鼠特工队的负责鼠达尔文（山姆·洛克威尔SamRockwell配音）下令，要它们潜入赛博林工业的CEO罗纳德·赛博（BillNighy饰）的办公室，寻找罗纳德向中东国家出卖可用于军事的高科技芯片的证据。达尔文毫不怠慢，带着布拉斯特（崔西·摩根TracyMorgan配音）、华蕾斯（佩内洛普·克鲁兹PenélopeCruz配音）、苍蝇莫奇和斯贝克斯（尼古拉斯·凯奇NicolasCage配音）等成员迅速展开行动。　　这群豚鼠特工队员体型虽小，却身怀绝技，它们成功闯入罗纳德的办公室，并下载到重要资料。然而，这场冒险才刚刚开始……

Trappedinthepaddedwhiteroomofanabandonedasylum,ahelplessmanawakens,onlytofindhimselfchaineddowntoamedicalchair.There,adementedsurgeonandhisequallyderangedassistantembarkonaseeminglyendlessseriesofchirurgicaltortures,unlockingnewlevelsofpainandsuffering,oneexcruciatingprocedureafteranother.Intentonharvestingthecaptive'sendorphin-infusedblood,themaniacaldoctormutilatesthefeeblefleshandbreaksthenakedbones,untilthephialisfilledwiththelife-givingsubstance.However,inthishellishpurgatoryofanguishandtorment,themanfindsthestrengthtoclingtohope,ashekeepsfindinghand-writtennotesinhisgrimcell.Couldtherebeanothertormentedpatientinthisnightmarishfacility?Isthereanescapefromthenever-endingagony?

Hauntedbythedeathofhisfatherandotherpsychologicaltraumas,Daniel(RobertoScorza)returnstothehomewherehewasraised.Facedwithintenseemotionalscars,aswellasphysical--whicharerealizedbytheyearsofself-harmdepictedbythecuttingsadorninghisbody--heentersthebathroomtobeginajourneyofself-exploration,self-mutilationandquitepossibly,self-enlightenment.Preparedonlywiththreewhitecandlesandsomecrudeinstruments,DanielattemptstobeckontheembraceoftheGoddessIshtar(FloraGiannattasio)toassisthimonhisself-illumination.Beginningwithablade,Danieldigsintothepalmofhishand,asdeepcrimsonflowsintothebathtub.Lappingupthebloodfromhisfreshgashhesexuallycaressesthewoundwithhistongue(alacunnilingus),thuscommencinghisvoyage.

美国豚鼠3:所罗门之歌